Trudging on to the latest installment of my attempting to pull out words/phrases/exclamations from a not-so-randomly selected installment of Daikaiju Battle Ultra Adventure , I present to you the following “useless” Japanese. I use the quotes, because honestly, if any of what you see below were truly useless, you’d never use any of it. Though, I can’t help but think that I’m going to have to talk about escaping, or even ultrasonic light waves…eventually (and quite possibly in the same sentence…hopefully?).
As I’ve tried to make resoundingly clear before, these translations are correct so far as I can tell, and the pronunciation for everything is written so that no prior knowledge of Japanese is required. Either way, giant monsters still rule and so does learning Japanese so that you can read comics about them.
what it means |
how it’s pronounced |
how it’s written |
to suffer damage / to be deceived |
yah-wah-ray-rew |
やられる |
ultrasonic light waves |
cho-ohn-pah-koh-sen |
超音波光線 |
Of course! |
yap-pah-ree |
やっぱり |
attack (e.g. a signature move; a noun, not a verb) |
koh-gek-key |
攻撃 |
to say |
“E”-ooh |
言う |
to consider |
nahn-gah-“A”-rew |
考えてる |
concentration (not a verb; e.g. “to concentrate”) |
shoe-chew |
集中 |
or / or else |
so-ray-toe-mo |
それとも |
systemic absorption |
tie-nai-“Q”-shoe |
体内吸収 |
to hit |
ooh-tsu |
打つ |
to escape |
knee-geh-rew |
逃げる |
to surpass |
mah-sah-rew |
勝る |
Wow! / Awesome! |
sue-goy |
すごい! |
to be exhausted |
tsu-kah-ray-ha-tay-rew |
疲れ果てる |
gently |
soh-toe |
そっと |
to creep up on |
she-no-bee-yoh-rew |
忍び寄る |
friendship |
you-koh |
友好 |
Google Translate and rikaichan are at it again. To tell you the truth, at this point it doesn’t even matter to me whether or not anyone else finds their blatant errors amusing, but I’m still putting them up here regardless.
使(つか)う気(き)だ |
came out as |
Use (or) dental care (music). |
尻尾攻撃(しっぽこうげき) |
came out as |
Tail attack (tail this pep talk) |
わかえるんだ |
came out as |
Each frog I |
くそっ |
came out as |
Baloney |
そうだ ガンQも いたんだ!! |
came out as |
Q is also likely to get cancer! |
Considering this post is the final blow in my look at Daikaiju Battle Ultra Adventure and goofy translations in general (at least for the time being), try not to sulk for weeks on end about it. Chances are there’ll be more soon. Until then…じゃあね.
a&o’s newest byproduct: mind-rot.com
With the new year comes a new project by the fine folks of absurdandobscure.com; a site driven by completely unoriginal content not unlike what you would find at a&o. Rather than writing new content, the new site will be a constantly updated collection of content provided by others. It is my esteemed pleasure to introduce to the world…mind-rot.com.
I’m excited about the new project/site/portal to nonsense that will cover the work of innumerable scourges of the Earth at as rapid of a speed as possible. There’s no reason you shouldn’t be excited about it either, especially if you frequent this poor excuse for a blog/site/sounding board of relatively disreputable schlock/sheer awesomeness.
As of today, mind-rot.com is obviously still in the process of becoming completed, but the finishing touches aren’t far off. I’ve wanted to get this thing together for months, but because of reasons too boring to go into, both the new project and a&o had to suffer. I’m sure you pulled through these past couple of months though…just a wild guess from the 13,000 views that absurdandobscure.com received last year. Speaking of, I want to sincerely thank every single person that checked this site out last year. We’re hoping things will be significantly different this year, especially when it comes to digging into the depths of the worst acting caught on film, the best hardcore bands you keep ignoring for the dumbest reasons, brain melting foreign oddities and other indescribably engaging ephemera.
So be sure to check out both sites whenever you get the chance…you never know what absurd and/or obscure stuff might get the honor of being uncovered.
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